Tuesday, August 27, 2013
The Soo
I somehow made it work, and when we got to Sudbury, we stopped at the HD dealer and my sweetie rubbed me down with some form of magical poultice. It got me through the day amazingly well.
A short ride across town brought us to the nickel mine and the tallest smokestack you've ever seen. It's as tall as the Empire State Building (seriously-look it up.) The ride over was dry and the sun was peeking out, so we unsuited, and in the 10 minutes it took to do that, the pictured cloud rolled in and the wind picked up. We were thinking we were about to meet Dorothy.
It somehow never produced a drop of rain, and in 10 more minutes, it was gone. We continued west, and ended up at customs warm and dry around 4:00.
On the US side, we stopped to see the locks linking Superior and Huron and figure out where we want to end up for the night. In the visitors center, the board showed an upbound freighter scheduled to transit at 6:15. This excited me more than you'd probably think is normal, but it solved the remaining question, and so here we are in a Comfort Inn 3 miles down the road. This morning looks the same as yesterday: gloomy out the window and green blobs on the radar. My back is tight and sore, but functional. Off we go...
Monday, August 26, 2013
A Case of the Mondays
Packed up and ready to go on a dreary gray Monday morning. It's not cold, at least - 20 degrees already!
We've run into clumps of motorcycles heading west already, or parked at hotels here in town, assumed to be heading to Milwaukee based on the loaded bags and Quebec plates. Here at the breakfast table, we have a confirmation. Saw a couple wearing the uniform (Harley t-shirts) and asked where they were headed. Yep, you guessed it.
Anyway, off into the gray mist. Hey, we're not on our way to work, and we're not suited up. It's all good!
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Bay City Rollers
From Alexandria Bay to North Bay today. We are here on the shores of Lake Nipissing, in Waythehellupthere County, Ontario. Mom and Dad rolled in about an hour after us, so we're one big happy family again.
This morning was crisp and clear, and after a quick and easy border crossing, we were on our way, eh? We stopped in Kingston to visit historic Fort Henry, and before we got any appreciable distance covered, it was already noon. With that, we hightailed it north going 110 the whole way up to the Ottawa River. Major highways in this neck of the woods are 2 lanes, with the majority of tributaries being of the dirt variety, so passing bunches of cars a half dozen at a clip sort of keeps your attention.
Reaching Pembroke, we turned west, while the weather turned south. Finally an hour or two short of our destination, it held out no more and we got a little wet and chilled. Nothing major, and we never even stopped to suit up, but the bikes need a cleaning and our pants legs needed to dry out over dinner. We're getting our showers now and we'll be ready to rock early tomorrow morning. We'll continue west (that's where Wisconsin is, after all) to Lake Superior, hang a left, and hopefully make our beds back in the good ol' US of A.
I'm sure you figured out the play, but as we were going 110 the temperature was 23 degrees. Since the speed limit was 80, that meant those blocks of cars were going under 55 in mph. Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Saturday, August 24, 2013
St. Lawrence Seaway
Here we are in Alexandria Bay, NY. We had perfect weather to ride up here- we'll take 9 more of these, please. Today's ride was a couple hundred miles of interstate, hammered out early so we could get into town and do some sightseeing.
The castle pictured is Boldt Castle, another Gilded Age retreat of the type that seems to be becoming a trend with us this year. Not by design, mind you. This destination was stricken at least three times from various plans over the last few years. The first time, I had a bike that started only occasionaly, ridden (when running) in pouring rain, and disassembled in a motel parking lot while Donna did laundry. We made the necessary adjustments and have been trying to get back here ever since.
We did take the ferry to the castle, and enjoyed an afternoon on the island grounds and in "downtown" Alexandria Bay. Right now, we're enjoying a Jagerbomb on our stoop here at JT's Roadhouse after a great day. We're gonna tritsel through the parking lot in a few minutes, grab a burger and a beer or two, and see wha tomorrow holds.
Friday, August 23, 2013
A River Of Iron Flows Home
That's the phrase used by Harley-Davidson for their 100th Anniversary celebration in 2003. It's now time for the 110th, and I loved that line so I'm stealing it for my title.
I was fortunate enough to take my 100th Anniversary bike out for that celebration in 2003, and I actually documented it in my old blog, linked at right. Donna and I first met on our way to the 105th - those entries from the same blog are kinda neat to read in restrospect - and so we've been looking forward to this with quite a bit of excitement for a long time.
We're going to take a route through Canada, (of course!) get there the night before everything starts, and then make a mad dash back to our real home Sunday and Monday. As always, no guarantees as to how frequently we will update - especially while we're out festing - but we will do our best.
Kickstands up 8 am. Hasta la vista.
Friday, August 16, 2013
One Wedding and a Funeral
Last week, we lost a dear friend in his prime to an idiot in a car. Actually, two idiots in two cars. And truth be told, it wasn't idiots on the phone or not paying attention, or being inconsiderate. One was, in fact, being quite considerate (and stupid) and the other was being grateful - and stupid. So, when he made the left across traffic at the invitation of Friendly Driver stopped in the other direction, he never peeked into the slow lane before just missing the back of Jocelyn's bike, and presenting himself broadside directly in front of Freddy and Raindrop. And that was that.
He had lots of friends and family send him off today, and that's great to see, but it should have never happened. We'll never laugh with our friend again.
In the next breath, we came home to shower and put on our Sunday best to head to NJ and witness the wedding of my cousin Andy and his beautiful bride Laura - which was the complete opposite emotion from just hours earlier. It was great to see them so happy, and to be in the company of friends and family not seen in so long.
Life is strange.
And precious.
Rest in peace, Freddy.
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Geronimo!
We jumped out of a perfectly good airplane.
Katrina had this harebrained scheme for some time now, and couldn't get her boyfriend to do it with her. I'll try just about anything once, so I agreed to take the plunge - literally - with her. Donna graciously agreed to man the security post at home.
We go through the video, sign the waivers, and pay for our "tickets" which is actually a manifest declaring us to be cargo on our specific "load." Self-loading cargo, as they say. Since it's a tandem jump, the most important thing to remember today is DO NOT LOSE THIS TICKET. It is usable any day if we can't go up today, but it is irreplaceable. Oh, and you can't have anything in your pockets when you walk out onto the airfield.
But then, lo and behold, our "load" is called. We tritsel over to the car to empty our pockets, and, of course, discover that I have, in fact, lost my ticket. (Actually, I lost the one Katrina gave me to hold since she didn't have pockets.)
Panic ensues, as we have just a few minutes to get into the suit and harness. Nothing turns up. I end up making a plea to the lady who told me NOT TO LOSE THE TICKET, and she says, "well, you're gonna have to," which gets me hopeful...
"go over to the manifest room and get yourself taken off this load."
Goddammit.
So I decide to give Katrina my ticket, since it was her idea and my goof, when I'm struck by a realization that makes my hair stand up: What if all this is a way for fate to keep us off this plane, and I'm "graciously" sending MY OWN DAUGHTER up while I stay on the ground? Heebie jeebies...
We end up in the manifest room asking if anyone might have turned in a found ticket, and after some discussion between the girls working diligently on their actual jobs, I am relieved to learn that someone has, in fact, done exactly that. So now it's "ohmyGod we're late and everybody else is ready to go and we're not even suited up and who's going to be our jumpmaster and hurry up and we're going to miss the goddamn load after all and..."
So we meet our jumpmasters, and they double and triple check our gear, and out we march to the plane. I'm pretty calm at this point. Katrina is getting antsy. Mind you, she has never been in an airplane in her life, let alone a rickety little buzzbomb that she's about to jump out of. We start climbing, and this thing is audibly laboring, and the minutes tick slowly past. Katrina keeps asking "are we there yet?" and is definitely not at her best at this point. Finally, all in an instant, the plane levels off, a green light goes on, a buzzer sounds, and the door rolls up to allow a roaring 12,000 ft 120 mph wind turn the cabin into chaos and take our breath away. Shit just got real. Out we all go, one by one, Katrina then me. Sun / sky / plane / ground / sky / ground / other ground / sun / more sky, until the guys gets us oriented and into some serious freefall. Then we're doing controlled flying for a good 60 seconds or so until he pulls the cord and my harness tries to jerk me through it like a sieve.
And in an instant, all is calm. The freezing roar turns into calm silence interrupted only by the gentle fluttering of the canopy. He lets me steer for a while, and before you know it, he has us gliding in for a landing so accurate that when we stop, I can literally reach over and touch Katrina. We are both ecstatic. What a rush!
It didn't turn either one of us into skydivers, although we'd do it again. If you like adventure, it's well worth the money; I can't imagine there's an experience like it in the world.
The footnote to the story is the following week, Katrina is flying to California with her boyfriend and her family. When anyone asks her if it's her first time flying, she'll be able to say, "no, but it will be my first time landing!"



